GreasyMonkey

57 – Nottingham, Nottinghamshire, England

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GreasyMonkey

57 – Nottingham, Nottinghamshire, England

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In His Own Words

About him

I'm friendly with a good, sometimes dry, sense of humour.
I'm a little bit of a nerd. I like Marvel, DC, Sci Fi. I have a soft spot for Lego.
I'm into rock music. Everything from Black Sabbath, 80s rock and started getting into symphonic rock. Really enjoy the atmosphere of live music.
Although I haven't got a bike at the moment, something I would like to rectify soon, I like to go on rides. Nothing sporty but a good cruiser type thing.
I enjoy a beer and I do smoke but I am trying to quit.
I'm not the best looking guy in the world as you can see by my photo, with tattoos and what hair I've got left is long and grey/white. Got a few pounds on me that I'm trying to lose. So the whole Bill Bailey vibe.
I've recently discovered that life is too short for drama and I just want to enjoy it.

About his ideal match

I'm looking to get to know soneone first before anything serious. After a while, who knows. Definitely not looking for a quick "wham, bam, thank you ma'am".
Ideally she would be a rock loving, leather wearing, gig loving, bike riding badass. But, I am realistic so really I'm just looking for a lady that enjoys similar to me. Someone that I can have a conversation and enjoy a good night out with now and again, maybe a gig or a meal. Someone that i could possibly grow old, or rather, older with.

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About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Nottingham, Nottinghamshire, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
57
Star sign:
Pisces
Height:
5' 11" (180cm)
Body type:
A few extra pounds
Looks:
Average
Hair colour:
Grey
Eye colour:
Blue
Relationship Status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Something casual
Have children:
Yes, not living with me
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Trying to Quit
Drinking:
Several times a week
Education:
University / College student
Occupation:
Other
Income:
Enough
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
None
Religion:
Atheist

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 100 miles of postcode district NG15 (Nottingham)
Gender:
Female
Age range:
46 - 65
Star sign:
Any
Height:
4' 10" (147cm) - 6' 0" (184cm)
Body type:
Slim; Average; A few extra pounds; Curvaceous
Looks:
Any
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Slightly important
Relationship Status:
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed
Have children:
Any
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things; Eat healthily; Vegetarian; Kosher; Hindu diet
Smoking:
Regularly; Trying to Quit; E-cigarette User
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Secondary; University / College student; Further education; University
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
Any
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Agnostic; Atheist; Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Christian / Orthodox
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

More about him

Personality
Sense of humour:
Dry
Ruled by:
The head
Party behaviour:
An average mingler
Personality traits:
Easygoing; Faithful; Funny; Independent; Loyal; Realistic; Trustworthy
Valued qualities:
Faithfulness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humour
Fashion sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Favourite clothing:
My trusty pair of jeans
Favourite colour:
Black
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
Disappearing
Eyesight:
I wear glasses only when reading
Facial hair:
I have a full beard
Body hair:
Light
Disabilities:
I have none
Body art:
Pierced ears; Several tattoos
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
A movie; A music concert; Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks
Music preferences:
Alternative; Blues; Heavy Metal; Rock
Reading:
I read books occasionally
Books:
Fantasy; Fiction; Mystery; Sci-Fi
TV habits:
I watch television every day
TV programmes:
Action / Adventure; Comedy / Sit-coms; Game shows; Movie Channels; Sci-Fi
Movie frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Movie preferences:
Action; Comedy; Mystery; Sci-Fi
Interests:
Computer & video games; Internet; Music
Sport involvement:
Not involved at all
Sports:
Archery; Wrestling
Food
Cooking:
I have to cook
Food:
Doesn't matter
Go Out to Eat:
I only eat out on special occasions
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Manageable
Time at work:
I work a standard 40 hour week
Pastimes of choice:
Pursuing a hobby
Time online:
I check in once a day
Take drugs:
Never
Family size:
I've got a sister
Family contact:
I see them when I can
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
I'd consider it
Likes & dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
Pets (Like):
Cat(s); Dog(s); Fish
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
I already have my ideal job
Religious attendance:
Doesn't apply
Dream home:
Other
Politics:
I have no interest in politics
Retirement plans:
Pursuing a sport or hobby
Feelings about using Planet Rock Dating:
Nervous; Hopeful; Embarrassed; Optimistic
Honesty:
Extremely