In His Own Words
About him
Strange boy who wanders around at night and obsesses over music. Will often say cryptic things.
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Current Goals:
- Survive College
- Record Songs
- Become more evil
- Stop being known as "The Gnome Guy"
- Become enlightened to some degree
- Escape this fake reality
- Invent a time machine
- Drink
- Prove the existence of the supernatural
- Die and come back
- Find peace and then reject it
- Get out of bed
About his ideal match
Very weird. Preferably intelligent. Angry at the world. Matches my mischievousness. Of the "Devil's Kind." A loser.
Is patient with me, so I can be patient with them.
Puts humor above many things. The bit above all else, basically.
What His Friends Say
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About him
Country of origin: |
United States | |
Location: |
Chelmsford (Billerica), Massachusetts | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
19 | |
Star sign: |
Sagittarius | |
Height: |
5' 10" (178cm) | |
Body type: |
Average | |
Looks: |
Average | |
Hair colour: |
Dark Blonde | |
Eye colour: |
Brown | |
Relationship Status: |
Single | |
Looking for: |
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage; Something casual | |
Have children: |
No | |
Want children: |
Maybe | |
Daily diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
Occasionally | |
Drinking: |
Occasionally | |
Education: |
University / College student | |
Occupation: |
Student | |
Income: |
Enough | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
Ask me later | |
Religion: |
Atheist |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Anywhere in Massachusetts | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
18 - 25 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
Any | ||
Body type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous | ||
Looks: |
Any | ||
Hair colour: |
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Dark Brown; Auburn; Black; Changes Often | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Decidedly important | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single | ||
Have children: |
No | ||
Want children: |
Yes; Maybe | ||
Daily diet: |
Any | ||
Smoking: |
Any | ||
Drinking: |
Any | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any | ||
Ethnicity: |
Asian; Pacific Islander; White/Caucasian; Other | ||
Home language: |
Any | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Agnostic; Atheist |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about him
Sense of humour: |
Irreverent |
Intelligence: |
Intelligent |
Ruled by: |
The head |
Party behaviour: |
A wallflower |
Personality traits: |
Cautious; Funny; Intelligent; Pessimistic; Sarcastic; Sensible; Shy; Thoughtful |
Valued qualities: |
Chemistry; Compassion; Faithfulness; Honesty; Humour; Patience; Tolerance |
Fashion sense: |
Alternative (I'm stylish in my own special way) |
Favourite clothing: |
Anything, as long as it's black |
Favourite colour: |
Blue |
Hair style: |
Medium; Curly; Out of control; It has its moods |
Eyesight: |
I've got 20/20 vision |
Facial hair: |
I'm clean-shaven |
Body hair: |
Average |
Disabilities: |
I have none |
Body art: |
I don't have any |
Date activities: |
A music concert; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk |
Music preferences: |
Alternative; Folk; Punk; Rock |
Reading: |
I read books occasionally |
Books: |
Fantasy; Fiction |
TV programmes: |
Action / Adventure; Sci-Fi |
Movie frequency: |
I wait for movies to come out on DVD or online. |
Movie preferences: |
Action; Cult Classics; Horror; Sci-Fi |
Interests: |
Computer & video games; Internet; Music; Photography; Singing |
Sport involvement: |
Not involved at all |
Sports: |
Swimming |
Cooking: |
I cook rather than starve |
Food: |
Chinese; Fast food; Fine Dining; Greek; Japanese |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out a few times a month |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Stressed |
Time at work: |
I'm a student |
Pastimes of choice: |
Pursuing a hobby |
Time online: |
I'm on several hours a day |
Take drugs: |
Never |
Family size: |
I'm an only child |
Family contact: |
I live with them |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
For the right person, to the moon! |
Animals: |
I love my pet(s) |
Pets (Have): |
Cat(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Assertiveness; Flirting; Intelligence; Showing affection in public; Sarcasm; Skinny dipping |
Work aspirations: |
Get promoted |
Religious attendance: |
Never |
Dream home: |
Castle in Scotland |
Retirement plans: |
Pursuing a sport or hobby |
Honesty: |
Extremely |